What an entrance

One of my friends is getting married--Rachel---so naturally she is having a bridal shower and naturally I decide to go. Of course I'm late because why should I be on time for anything-it's just not in my nature. I run on Sadie Time, which involves tons of doddling. I finally make it to the house and as I'm walking in the front door I start to get sharp pains on the back of my thigh--it's kind of like getting stuck with a needle over and over again. I start to get nervous that I've got a spider or something on my leg. As I'm walking in I pull my skirt up and frantically say to Rachel, "Is there something up my skirt? Do you see anything?" So I have my skirt pulled up for practically anyone to see and she doesn't see anything. The pain continues, so I go into the bathroom which is right next to the main gathering room. I pull up my skirt again and there is the problem-- a wasp is stuck under my skirt. The little wasp is mad and starts coming at me, so I scream-loudly-a few times and explode out of the door- running to escape the wasp. Rachel helps me shoo the wasp outside and then I turn around and see everyone staring at me. Rachel said, "So everyone this is Sadie." I wave sheepishly and smile-trying to pretend that I'm not embarrassed that I've been screaming, lifting up my skirt and running around the entry way like a crazy lady. I got stung several times and my leg hurt---sooo bad. If you haven't been stung recently--it really hurts. Thankfully they hooked me up with some Benadryl and Ibuprofen. Thank goodness for medicine....